I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny
Despite all the gifsets I’ve seen of this, I’ve never actually seen the video. His extra douchebag comments at the very end…
Also, this is the first time I remembered to go find his name: Matthew Broussard. I’m not doing any in-depth looking, but a quick peek at his twitter produces bits like:
“As a Jew, I love three things: bagels, summer camp, and being told what is and isn’t anti-Semitic by gentiles.”
“The politicization of climate change is a conspiracy by introverts to avoid small talk about the weather.”
mocking the Tangerine Menace, his sycophants, and racism/sexism/anti-semitism/anti-science/etc in numerous posts
“Nobody knows more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than me.”
“I bet the worst part of hell for Hitler is all the selfies he’s asked to be in.”
“Stand up has allowed me to work with people from a wide array of social, economic, racial and educational backgrounds and also 4 women.”
“Trump fears terrorist immigrants because they’d be stealing a job from white people.”
“Jews secretly sponsored a caravan of Honduran refugees secretly containing murderous Muslims. This is a racist conspiracy turducken.”
“If you think women are too sensitive, try underestimating a man’s height by more than 2 inches.”
rt’ing someone else who named these decades:
1940s - Roland
1950s - Donny
1960s - Ricky, also Dicky
1970s - Charles (Pt 2)/“Chuck"
1980s - Bradley
1990s - Jason/“Jase"
2000s - Charles (Pt 3)/“Chaz”, also “Chase"
2010s - Logan (goes by middle name)
I love him.
I have never heard of this guy before, but he is hilarious:
New (completely joking) headcanon: Harry is real. He wrote the books. That’s why they make such a good political commentary in spite of JK Rowling being a bigoted shitchunk. He wrote them as an autobiography to settle the wizarding world’s questions about what happened.
Lockheart in reality had a different name: JK Rowling. After she was outed to the wizarding world as a fraud, she decided to steal Harry’s biography, make it into a series of novels, and sell them in the muggle world as fiction. She also changed herself into Lockheart to keep cover, and she added the bit about herself/lockheart living forever unrecovered in St Mungo’s for an extra layer, while in reality she recovered pretty much immediately, though her memory of magical practition took a permanent blow, which is why she decided to become an “author” in the muggle world.
This is also why Rowling is such a dick, uncharacteristic to her books.
…can’t you do better than stealing the actual plot of A Very Potter Senior Year?
Why do people get so offended when you tell them not to touch you? Like?
Because you are explicitly telling them that their attempt to create a connection with you has failed catastrophically. I’m not saying you shouldn’t tell people not to touch you, but, that’s why they get offended.
I say this as someone who doesn’t want to be touched, though I usually go with the evil eye over saying something
This was very well-articulated.
It also depends on how you tell them.
“Don’t touch me.” Makes it a personal error.
Vs
“I don’t like to be touched.” Which is a general error, so long as they didn’t already know.
How bout you touchy creeps just keep your damn hands to yourselves
